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Gotta love those spammers. They are getting more desperate or brazen. Today, among the usual deluge of offers of all kinds of porn, chemicals, credit I received under the grab line

I am really excited. Very useful. All the best!

adverts to buy compact refrigerators. Yes! Fridges! Well, I guess I need somewhere to keep all those pills I am buying, some place to cool off after ogling all that porn and a place to hide when the bailiffs come after me over the matter of unpaid loans — not to mention a place to keep my Spam.

If the compact fridge is not big enough for all that I can use it in conjunction with another product offered in the same gush of spam:

buy kitchen cabinets

buy kitchen cabinets

Yet another message offered me, and I quote:

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An offer I can’t refuse.

I believe that the only thing not offered in spam is Spam itself. But then with spelling like the last example, how would I know?

Some people spend a lot of time and money looking for the inner child. I’m looking for the inner adult. I wonder what he/she/it/they is/are like, and will he/she/it/them get on with me and treat me nicely?