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Those so far nominated for President of the United States of America

Nominee Nominated by Because Votes to date
Howard Marks Nik Morris

Howard was a dope smuggler for many years and in that time visited the middle east and far east more than most.  He was an ambassador for the free world and he was a sound Welshman to go with it.  He would be perfect for the presidency and would be able to sack everyone involved in the farce the yanks call a war on terror/drugs.  I also think Popeye would make a good deputy what with his pipe smoking habit and all that.....,
                          GOD BLESS WALES,  NIK

  
David Letterman Coronel Aureliano Buendia I think David Letterman should be president because --apart from following the trend of putting Hollywood goofballs in power-- we need someone in Washington who wears sneakers with their suits. Besides, I wouldn't bat an eye if I saw a grinning, fifty something bloke trying to spin another of his stupid joke-cards while sitting at the desk in the oval office. Now instead of just THINKING the president is a complete nutcase, we would now know that indeed he is. A comedian (albeit a bad one) in power could do wonders for world politics. Picture this: David Letterman at his desk, with Fidel Castro, Britney Spears, and a sausage on the leather sofa as his guests. Maybe he could get Fidel and Britney to smooch. Now THAT would stop the whole world from killing each other.  
Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz Tory Blair

GWB just doesn't have the boots for the job.

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Britney Spears A toilet brush To fill out this list  
Popeye Lancekins I think Popeye would make a good president. He's strong and always eats spinach. Plus he's a sailor man and smokes dope in his little pipe. That's really what the spinach is. Nobody really knew that the cartoon was packed with subliminal messages for the pro-ganja campaign in the 50's. The Popeye series helped set the stage for the 1960's Summer of Love. 1
A toilet brush Britney The toilet brush is a great singing artist and is great with embarrassssing stains. Just the kind of cleansing article we need to get the White House clean.  

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